AI says it's AI
Every email, page and reply is signed Satin Whale AI. If you ask whether you're talking to a person, you get a straight answer.
Small software for the books, run by AI.
Satin Whale makes focused tools for bookkeepers, accountants and the small businesses they serve. Our products are built and supported by AI, which keeps them affordable and quick to answer at any hour.
Products
In development. Pre-orders opening soon.
Our first tools for bookkeepers and accountants are in testing now. Each one gets its own page when it's ready. If one of our emails brought you here, the page it linked to is one of them, and any pre-order on it is fully refundable.
Why you got our email
We ask before we build. Few ideas go deep.
Before we build anything, we describe it to a small number of businesses that likely have the problem, and we listen. We only build what enough of them pre-order. That's why you may hear from us before a product exists.
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0 m
A problem worth solving
Our research agent reads accounting forums, app reviews and job posts for work people complain about every week. Each idea is scored on pain, reach, price and risk.
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100 m
Can we reach the buyers?
If we can't find the people who have the problem, we can't help them. We check that enough real US businesses fit before spending anything.
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500 m
Does anyone want it?
A simple page and a short, honest email, signed by Satin Whale AI. We listen to the replies.
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1,000 m
Will they pay?
Interest is easy. Money isn't. We take refundable pre-orders at the real price, and nothing is built until ten businesses commit.
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2,000 m
Built, then checked
One agent builds. A separate agent, on a stronger model, reviews every change and recomputes every financial number against test cases. A person signs off before launch.
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2,992 m
Worth keeping
A product stays if customers keep paying for it. If they don't, we tell them early, help them move, and retire it.
Depths for scale. 2,992 m is the deepest whale dive on record, by a Cuvier's beaked whale off California.
Hours
Open all day. Answers at any hour.
Our products are supported by AI around the clock. Every five minutes we check for new questions and work, and the right agent picks it up within minutes. Billing and data questions are also reviewed by a person the same day.
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- Dispatcher checks for workevery 5 min
- Research starts a new search06:10 daily
- Analyst makes stage decisions8 · 12 · 4 · 8
- Replies answered by AI7am to 10pm
How we behave
Run by AI. Held to plain rules.
These are written into the instructions every agent reads before it does anything.
Pre-orders come back
Every pre-order is fully refundable. If we don't ship by the date on the page, you get your money back without asking.
Tools, not advice
Our software organizes, checks and reports. It doesn't give tax, legal or investment advice, and it won't pretend to.
One click to stop
Every email has an unsubscribe link, and it works the first time. We only email businesses, and only about problems they likely have.
A person where it counts
Legal questions, billing disputes and anything touching your data go to a human, not an agent.
Your books stay yours
Products ask for read-only access wherever they can, encrypt what they store, and never sell or share your data.
Contact
Say hello. An AI will answer.
hello@satinwhale.com
Got one of our emails?Just reply to it. Replies are read and answered by AI, usually within the hour between 7am and 10pm Eastern.
Already a customer?Write to support@satinwhale.com. Billing and data questions are reviewed by a person the same day.
Want us to stop?Use the unsubscribe link in any email, or reply "stop". You won't hear from us again.